Last Weekend.

I don't think I have put it out for the world to know what I did last weekend. 

I went to the zoo, and Hooters, for my best friend's 17th birthday.

The zoo was fun, minus the asshole who kept mocking the lions with a kitten noise on his phone, and then when my friend told him to stop, he implied some not very nice things about our whole group. My friend's mom suddenly became very scary. :)

Mostly, we had fun though. 

We saw this demon bird that mangle a mouse, then give it to Lady Demon Bird.

I found out anteaters are big.... really big.

Then we went to Hooters. If you don't know, Hooters is a restaurant, that dress its waitress in booty shorts, and tight, low cut shirts. The decor is basically sports, and pictures of half naked women. Admittedly, I was a bit uncomfortable there at first, since it was about 15 creepy old men. But the old men left us alone. (Probably because they were not only shocked at our gender, age, and our presence there, but at our quantity, and the ecstatic noise we made.) Surprisingly, the food was AMAZING. It was one of the best meals I have ever had. Also, I tried deep fried pickles for the first time. DELICIOUS.

It was a day of lovely adventures.