Why can't you urinat properly?

What the hell is wrong with females?

So,  over the last week I have been going on some trips that involve a decent amount of driving. So, naturally there had to be some restroom breaks, for me and the other ladies.

Now, when I stop at any public restrooms, (which I hate with all by heart, but it can not always be avoided) I have a regimen of how I pick where we stop, and what stall I use. Despite my best efforts, I have ended up in some nasty ass bathrooms. But, in my seventeen years of life, I have never missed the toilet. Even in the squatting/standing poses over the toilet with the little tissue butt protector thing is laying on the seat. (because, sometimes, you don't want to make contact.)

Yet, someone females leave a god damn puddle. I don't understand it. Were they trying to pee like a man? (They should know they need a funnel for that shit.)

Now, at first I thought that maybe a disabled person had used that stale, so I simply changed stalls with out passing judgment. But, as I saw this pattern repeating again, and again, (in increasingly narrow stalls) across California, I realized that it was not a disabled person. It was just gross ass women.

What truly disturbed me, was when a fucking human-giraffe walked out of a previously dry stall.  (I can rule out any idea of here having a handicapped, since we go to school together, therefore there is no excuse) Now, I am not sure how the hell she manged to fuck up urinating that badly. The toilet is half my damn height, and I can make it without sitting on the seat. This girl towers over people at 6'2, so you think it wouldn't be a problem. But when she walked out, there was a fucking pool of piss.

Why in the hell are women doing this? It's not like we have to aim. We sit down. You have to try, to get it on the floor. But why in god's name, would you??

Can anyone explain this to me?