Chocolate is meant for happiness.... bastards.

So, I am appalled to say today I watched.... A chocolate competition.

It was awe inspiring how they could sculpt chocolate to such heights, and carve them into such magnificent figures. There cakes, and small treats looked like small bites of heaven. All together, it was an unbelievable thing to see people create such glorious works.

Yet some how everything seemed tainted. Who thinks of chocolate as a competition? When I think of chocolate, I think of the malt balls at Easter when I was little. I think of york patties my grandma used to buy all the time. I think of every birthday cake my father has ever made me. I think of simple things, things that I rember in my childhood. Things that could repesent innocents.

I know it is weird to get so worked up about something so stupid, but I was pissed the entire time while watching it. Why would anyone think it is a good idea to use something that is meant for happiness to create competition? What the hell people. Stop it.

Now, here is a better question... Why didn't I turn the channel?