So, I am morbidly depressed. Well, that is an exaggeration, but I am sad none the less. Would you like to know why?
Most European countries seem to be more... fun. Everyone my age there, seems to have exceedingly impressive hobbies, and in general, be smarter. British people get to walk around with those sexy accents, and say all of those delightful words. Italians just seemed blessed. Switzerland has amazing chocolate. And Norway... well I don't really know much about Norwegians my age... so they are mysterious. Plus, there counties have higher standers, therefore they are always seem to be smarter.
Normally I don't give damn about this, but it has been rubbed in my face lately. And when you mix that with the fact that is live in a sad little excuse for a town, just about anywhere seems twice as fun. I know this is highly illogical, but that is how my mind happens to work.
Nothing else seems to be prudent at the moment.
So I found out last night that my Best Friend's boyfriend's friend (did you keep up with that?), as TayLor put it, "wants my nuts". While this is mighty flattering, it is very odd. We have only met once, I only said hello to him, and I was beyond awkward.
Want to hear an embarrassing story about me? Of course you do, because you enjoy seeing my pain.... bastards.
When we were at TayLor's boyfriend's house, they were sucking face so instead of sitting there being awkward, curled up and fell asleep. Then, I was awoken by TayLor SCREAMING at me, and her, her boyfriend, and 3 other males, whom I did not know, just standing there. Staring at me.
This is my life. Isn't it a joy?
On the bright side I got a fabulous new shirt from my friend Claudia. Claudia, if you are reading this.... I... I love you. And I'm going to wear The Shirt tomorrow. :))
It is this pretty blue color with black zebra like stripes on it :))
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